1. Don't panic.
2. Remember that Tomzcak is consistently inconsistent
3. Always have your Terrible Towel
4. Drink Iron City. IC Light if you're on diet.
5. Vodka soaked cherries are always appropriate after a Steeler scoring play. They taste just like being hit in the head by a cherry with a brick stuffed inside it.
6. The Steelers never make it easy.
7. Remote controls: Don't throw them. It scares your wife.
8. Always honor the streak.
9. Decorate for game day.
10. NFL Sunday Ticket is a must have for the out of state Steeler fan.
11. Babblefish: It's called Sirius satellite radio with the hometown Steeler gamecast. That way you don't have to suffer through Chris Colinsworth. Just turn down the volume on your TV, pause it for about 3 seconds, and it syncs up with Sirius satellite radio.
12. Always attend Mass on gameday.
13. Remember, "The Catch" and "The Tackle".
14. Use "Renegade" by Styx to celebrate big plays on defense.
15. The answer to the big question, the life, the universe and everything else: 43.
16. Always be Tomorrow People.
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